feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

feferi-commander-of-booty-peixes:

flewor:

its a metaphor

jesus christ

(via officialfrenchtoast)


fukkkres:

when ur eating dinner at your friends house

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and their parents start arguing

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and you want to ask for the salt

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but the salt is right in between their upcoming divorce

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(via insect-ligaments)


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guttabecampin:

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you


Lol

guttabecampin:

herpmydong:

ultraw4nk:

aragaki-ayase:

why is there a fucking tomato in the train

because its the subway

fuck you

Lol

(via lesbihonestsays)


pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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tora-o:

beliasthegigas:

beliasthegigas:

*wanks seductively*

i meANT WINK

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the11percent:

trulyamazinq:

Lmfaoooooooo

This would me me :(

the11percent:

trulyamazinq:

Lmfaoooooooo

This would me me :(


flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

#the cold crotch of contempt

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

flyawaymax:

porrim-some-sugar-on-me:

usbdongle:

significantmelancholy:

nevver:

Where you feel it

bringing this back because important 

"I hate that guy so much he makes my dick cold"

but what is spiderman so ashamed of

(via the11percent)


deezyville:

thisiselliz:

best gif eva

Goodnight everyone.

deezyville:

thisiselliz:

best gif eva

Goodnight everyone.

(via lesbihonestsays)


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kawaiigod:

when ur going to the mall

and u actually have money

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msashleymontana:

pizzasluuut666:

too much shit happened


A bunch of frogs pretending to be princes….

msashleymontana:

pizzasluuut666:

too much shit happened

A bunch of frogs pretending to be princes….

(via the11percent)


After twenty-two cigarettes and a splash of water to my face, I decided to start being realistic about things. You burned my heart to ashes and you’re never coming back.