asleepwhilewake:

lilbootygang:

*sucks dick on accident*

like

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ruinedchildhood:

Mom: Home in 5 minutes, hope you’ve taken the chicken out of the freezer

Me: image

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melllla:


alienresurrection:

this is pretty much everything

It’s me

melllla:

alienresurrection:

this is pretty much everything

It’s me

(via boogie-sausage)


women don’t want headaches or heart breaks, they want affection and orgasms.

jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

jrdyn:

Ok but how the FUCK can you not see any of her nipple like that’s 80% of her boobs right there

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moltres:

overhearing a conversation between strangers in which they’re saying something completely wrong and you really feel like correcting them

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bloomin-eck:

efferescent:

remember when a girl from my school wore a dress the same color as the green screen at prom

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oh yes

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her date did too

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That is actually kind of awesome. 

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